"A man," as Clint Eastwood once said, "has to know his limitations."
And I know mine, by God! I know for a fact that I am impulsive, intemperate, and often given to outbursts of inappropriate behavior.
I was thinking of saying something, but it occurred to me that perhaps I should ask for a second opinion before loosing my tongue. Therefore, I'll put it to a vote.
Would it be rude of me to say, "Yo, P.J.! During the Winter Quarter of my Senior Year, your wife gave me more blowjobs than my wife has since '07. I'm not saying that means anything, dude, but you might want to ask her to brush her teeth before you kiss her, if you catch my drift." ?
Is that too obnoxious? If so, I won't say it.